Slide
A: Why is it a Crime
B: Never Ever(Mercury 1989)
Before we get down to the frivolous business of me telling you what I think about this record, I'd like to make a serious point about grammar. You may well think it looks aesthetically pleasing to have your band logo being all capital letters apart from the middle one (and, to be fair, it does), but it's wrong. Just wrong. Slide or SLIDE or slide, but never ever SLiDE.
And while we're at it it "Why is it a Crime" - ever hear of question marks? (see - there's one, just there). This hasn't started well for me...
Just look at them there on the record sleeve, the jackets, the hair,the moody looks. Obviously they think they look cool, and obviously they don't. I know, because I looked like that in 1989 (maybe with an impish grin rather than the enigmatic scowl) - and I was never cool; have you seen my record collection? I'm still not, but I've learnt to embrace it.
Why is it Crime? Why is what a crime? Apparently "...to believe in me" - well it isn't, (unless you're running some kind of scam - then you're the criminal -not the person doing the believing), but this literal reading of the lyrics,of course is daft, and is diverting me from describing the record. You know Big Country, or Runrig or even a rockier Del Amitri ? This sound s a bit like them - there is something of the Celtic rock about the, and if these fellows turn out to be Scottish it wouldn't surprise me in the least. The intro lulls me into thinking that this record is not going to be as rocky as I think it should be, but then the drums kick in and there we go - you can almost tell what is sounds like from that sleeve. The drums carry the verse, with the singer's pleasant rock voice taking the melody, with the guitars adding an accent in the chorus. I can pick out some little organ details for colour on the background, then the instrumental break goes all 80's rock, in a polite, and non-raucous way. Then it ends. It's a little mundane, but perfectly serviceable.
The b-side is not a cover of All Saints Never Ever - which is a shame - that would have been a little more interesting - if unbelievable, as this pre-dates that song by a few years. It's got a strong, upbeat strummed acoustic intro, and this time the singer has added a bit of rasp to the voice - and that whole Celtic Rock vibe becomes even more apt. I quite like the bass line on this track, and as with the other side, when the electric guitars do come in, it feels like they're just adding a little more colour rather than rhythm or melody.
Overall this is a case of it'll do - not too bad, but nothing that would ever, or indeed did ever set the charts on fire.
Next time something of a one-hit-wonder with a jazz/soul vibe...
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